ed. note:

i have the lyrics from various fanta commercials (featuring the FANTANAS!) stuck in my head on endless repeat.

"you look hot in all that plaster,
drink some fanta, faster, faster!"

"wearing hat so hot and furry,
you need fanta, in a hurry!"

add four rapidly-gyrating latinas in bad wigs, and welcome to my brain.

and no, i don't know why, and frankly, your guess is as good as mine...