People to Stalk

one should not have a section of their buddy list with the above title. but i... i do. not "people i'm interested in," not "hot guys," not even "potentials." no no no... "people to stalk." and the best part is that some of them (like austin boy who invaded a few weeks ago) aren't worth stalking. in fact, of the three names on the list, one is never on, one is clearly not interested in me and we haven't talked in a month, and one is blatantly honest austin invader. i need to update. and stop obsessing. its not healthy.

ah HA! if i hold down *shift* and THEN press *enter*, i can get hard returns! i'm a friggin' genious!

i'm so tired. my body hates me currently. if i ever smoke weed again, i think my lungs will spring out of my mouth and wetly and bloodily try to strangle me. and alcohol, is never good, and now that the first two nights of passover are over, and the accompanying seders, i don't have to drink anymore wine. i didn't have to drink it at the seders really, but hey... and at the first seder, i got to be improper in front of small children. what more could one hope for...

sweet! i'm still just so stoked that i can get separate paragraphs! other than that, i'm just tired, and my body is unhappy, so i'm unhappy. and i have SO MUCH SHIT TO DO!!! blech. bitch bitch bitch... it's all i do, really. but then, i warned you, so don't complain too much...

i bought both of k-os' albums recently. on the second one (joyful rebellion) theres a song called "crabbuckit" that i am so obsessed with it hurts. so i'm creating a music video for it in my head. it involves (so far...) a slick and opulent hotel bar/lounge, a big band combo on stage, k-os as a bartender, a criminal, a briefcase, an accomplice, the police, a mole, guns, lots of martial arts, explosions, and lots of fun. i'm about two steps away from starting a list of shots and illustrations. it would be really great, and i want to make it so badly... too bad i don't have the time, money, skills, expertise, etc... such is life.

i need to get dad some birthday presents... grr... such a hassle... i really don't want to have to go to head shops looking for r. krumb t-shirts. and where the hell does one go in san antonio to find the works of lynda barry? fuck. of course, i didn't have to wait until the end of time to start this process, but still... feh.

i saw "house of flying daggers." it was pretty good. zhang zhiyi is the most amazing person on the planet whenever she steps in front of a rolling camera. give her a wire crew, and i think she has the power to save us all. please... i think we could all use some saving... i could anyway.

from the super-busy state of texas, your pal, professor josh.

do you have your term papers ready to hand in?