Trump Style

have you ever been told, "be careful what you wish for"?

you're fired.

have you ever been warned that thinking about an event enough might actually cause you to subtly modify your behavior to make certain that that event happens?

you're fired.

have you ever known you're not doing your best, but assumed that what you are doing can't be "That Bad"?

you're fired.

guess what happened to me last thursday?

i got fired.

oh yes. i kid you not. i am officially unemployed once again.

i don't know why i got fired. the quality of my work was apparently going down. but not a month ago, my boss made sure to inform me of a round of promotions that i should apply for. so how fast did i get shitty? how shitty did i get? what the hell does it all mean? to sum up, i have not a clue.

but ya' know, this isn't the worst thing to ever happen to me. i never liked the job, so its hard to be too broken up about losing it. and i need more time right now to get my "plans for leaving texas" off the ground. so perhaps, if i can find some part time work, i can get this all going.

so more news later, but for now, just think; josh always said he expected to get fired, a lot. well, one down. let's see what happens next.