Damn, Yo...

i have officially ordered a mac powerbook. it should get here before the end of this coming week. i haven't even been thinking about it, but when i do, i have to admit, its all pretty damn cool. now, when i get mugged and robbed, you will all know that it was for my gargantuan, cock-like, humungoid phallic symbol of geeky self-worth, the powerbook. i have yet to figure out what to name it.

in other news, i drank sooo much friday night, and then smoked on top of it. so basically, all i remember about the evening is that i felt like i needed to vomit. but its all over now. i never want to do drugs again. and i need to go to the gym today. maybe that will help me shake off this sodden feeling... fuck, i have much to do. school starts soon. who's ready for college physics? i am! i am! i mean, i get to take it with my sister, so the class should be fun. and i need to check the parson's site for fall courses. and i need to... umm... enroll for a CAD course! yeah!

in a fit of what-the-fuck-i'm-an-artist-ness, i opted for the 17 inch powerbook. really, thats even more electronic cock than I might want or need. i'm looking forward to using it to download lots of porn in a safe, apple-bright, virus-free environment. and creating lots of fun architectural drawings, etc. i'm looking forward to it. lets leave it at that.

but really, i need porn in my life again...

i've been thinking it would be fun to try and get on an mtv dating show. just to be on it, do badly, get nexted in a few minutes, but make everyone else on it look really stupid and shallow and bad. then again, i hyperventilate on private dates, without cameras crawling all over me. but its still a devout wish. it would be funny. well, i'll be in nyc soon... maybe...

i've also been thinking that if nothing else, i can try and get a job in nyc working at "Toys in Babeland". i mean really, they're the best sex-toy-shop in existence, i'm willing to try it all before i begin hawking it, and it would be a blast and a half. i would be beyond honored to be a part of TIB. definitely a cool back-up.

so may is almost over. i have a bajillion mosquito bites. my head feels like a wad of cotton. but robot chicken is on tonight. and rachel will be home soon. and and and...

and i saw "kung fu hustle", and it was the best thing ever. it has been a long, looong time since i have had so much fun with a movie. i highly recommend it to everyone. speech, this includes you. and office, you as well. its better than anything else, ever.

on a sour note, i was supposed to hang out with rebecca from work last night and drink a little, smoke a little, go see a movie. but i was so tired that i had to cancel, and i feel like a rat about it all. but all i wanted to do last night was eat dinner and go to sleep. perhaps next weekend i can manage to actually go out and have fun with her. but meantime, i'm a rat. a stone cold, evil, sewer-dwelling rat. and my name is not splinter, so no, this does not make me cool. it just makes me a rat.

really though, i need porn.

other news... not much. life continues, i'm excited about my plans, and i have a computer coming soon. things are looking up. but damn my brain isn't working...