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Friday, January 21, 2005

Oh My God I Want One

A true southern original, the GooGoo Cluster (named because it is so good that "people will ask for it from birth") was invented by the Standard Candy Company of Nashville in 1912.The world's first combination candy bar, the original GooGoo Cluster combined peanuts, caramel, marshmallow and milk chocolate. Also available in Peanut Butter, and Supreme (pecans)
Try one GooGoo and you will try them all. Remember getting Pecan Logs on long road trips? Try Standard Candy's Pecan Logs. They are as good as you remember.
Order by phone @1-888-451-2848

i want one SOOOO bad... the ultimate evil, and simultaneously the greatest sight on the web, must be the moonpie site. the undisputed king of all gas-station junk food, the moonpie is so delightfully sinful and just plain wrong that it had no other option than to be righter than well-lubed sodomy. i swear upon all that is holy, i think i am going to go out and buy one of absolutely everything that moonpie owns and produces.

for more delightful goodness, go here:

www.moonpie.com

i swear you will not be disappointed.

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